Let's pretend I'm being interviewed for Vogue!
*On a scale of 1-10, how excited are you about life right now?*
Fifteen. The stars are aligning.
*Describe yourself in a hashtag?*
#aggressivekindness
*If you could do a love scene with anyone, who would it be?*
Michael Sheen. Although I think I'd die of adoration.
*If your life was a musical, what would the marquee say?*
"When life gets difficult, she writes emails!"
*What’s one thing people don’t know about you?*
They know it, but they forget, I am a lighting designer!
*What’s your wakeup ritual?*
Spotify Daily Drive. A river of coffee. Stretching like a cat.
*What’s your go to bed ritual?*
Falling asleep on the sofa 😅
*What’s your favorite time of day?*
5am-8am.
*What is one thing no one knows about you?*
I sometimes have phases where I pour golden syrup on everything I eat.
*Dream country to visit?*
Holland.
*What’s the biggest surprise you’ve had?*
My son! That's not to say he was any less wanted. But boy was he a surprise! The best surprise of my life.
*Heels or flats/sneakers?*
Depends on my mood! Heels for clown, sneakers for Zoë.
*Vintage or new?*
Vintage. Or new but handmade.
*Who do you want to write your obituary?*
Charlie Brooker.
*Style icon?*
Gilly Shine off of the Instagrams.
*What are three things you can’t live without?*
My phone, my family, my friends, (euw gross. Mean it though!)
*What’s one ingredient you put in everything?*
Chilli flakes.
*What 3 people living or dead would you like to make dinner for?*
Charlie Chaplin, Eric Morecambe, Aitor Basauri, (although I'd be terrified. In a good way! Like a respectful abject fear 🤣)
*What’s your biggest fear in life?*
Hahahahaha fear of disappointing my heroes.
*Window or aisle seat?*
Windowwww.
*What’s your current TV obsession?*
That Physical 100(?) show on Netflix. Korean reality strength/physicality contest.
*Favorite app?*
Daylio. Hands down.
*Secret talent?*
I can smell spirits. (I don't mean vodka.)
*Most adventurous thing you’ve done in your life?*
Run off to London to study clown!
*How would you define yourself in three words?*
Tenacious, determined, kind.
*Favorite piece of clothing you own?*
Sunflower dungarees.
*Must have clothing item everyone should have?*
Dungarees. If you don't have them, y'all are missing out.
*Superpower you would want?*
Flight.
*What’s inspiring you in life right now?*
Everything. Particularly my son, my partner and other clowns.
*Best piece of advice you’ve received?*
If you can't be funny, be beautiful.
*Best advice you’d give your teenage self?*
Stop chasing boys, please.
*A book that everyone should read?*
Reasons to Stay Alive, Matt Haig.
*What would you like to be remembered for?*
Flo.
*How do you define beauty?*
Flo.
*What do you love most about your body?*
That it's a smokin' hot mum-bod 👍
*Best way to take a rest/decompress?*
Meditate or nap.
*Favorite place to view art?*
Theatre.
*If your life were a song, what would the title be?*
Song About The Sky. Obvs.
*If you could master one instrument, what would it be?*
Banjolele.
*If you had a tattoo, where would it be?*
I have tattoos all over the shop already. I'd love new ones on my forearms now I've accepted I am allergic to conventional employment 🤣
*Dolphins or koalas?*
KOALAS.
*What’s your spirit animal?*
Moth. Or red panda.
*Best gift you’ve ever received?*
My son, (I know, sickening, but it's true.)
*Best gift you’ve ever given?*
The gift of love, empowerment, acceptance.
*What’s your favorite board game?*
Chess.
*What’s your favorite color?*
Emerald green.
*Least favorite color?*
Mucky brown I guess? I think I like all the colours!
*Diamonds or pearls?*
Diamonds.
*Drugstore makeup or designer?*
Vegan.
*Blow-dry or air-dry?*
Air.
*Pilates or yoga?*
Yoga.
*Coffee or tea?*
Do you really need to ask? ☕
*What’s the weirdest word in the English language?*
Obelisk. First word that entered my head.
*Dark chocolate or milk chocolate?*
Dark.
*Stairs or elevator?*
Stairs. Gotta get them gains.
*Summer or winter?*
Summer. Winter. Wait, I want both!
*You are stuck on an island, you can pick one food to eat forever without getting tired of it, what would you eat?*
Chilli.
*A desert you don’t like?*
Anything with warm raisins. Just no.
*A skill you’re working on mastering?*
Network marketing 🤣 A girls gotta live/eat!
*Best thing to happen to you today?*
Waking up.
*Worst thing to happen to you today?*
Waking up to a Monday.
*Best compliment you’ve ever received?*
You are very funny, you remind me of a young Dawn French.
*Favorite smell?*
Ooohhhhhhh... festival field grass and humans and outdoor electrical equipments.
*Hugs or kisses?*
Hugs.
*If you made a documentary, what would it be about?*
Clown.
*Last piece of content you consumed that made you cry?*
Gilly Shine telling me I'm doing okay.
*Lipstick or lip gloss?*
Lipstick.
*Sweet or savory?*
Both. At the same time. Ungh.
*Girl crush?*
Hahahahahaha. Uhm... ohhh there's this wrestler. Cannot remember her name. But them thighs!
*How you know you’re in love?*
Instinct. Oh, and I'll usually make a playlist.
*Song you can listen to on repeat?*
GMF, John Grant.
*If you could switch lives with someone for a day who would it be?*
Prime Minister. I would stir that pot ooooooo.
*What are you most excited about at this time in your life?*
Finding the bits of me that were hiding and expressing them.
*Your go to for having a good laugh?*
Realising the ways people have been trying to back me into a corner ever. Nobody puts Zoë in the corner. Well they try, but then I realise, it makes me laugh, and I leave the stoopid corner.
*Your affirmation for today?*
Leave the stoopid corner 🤣❤️
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